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gynotician 

A politician who feels more qualified than women and their doctors to make women's health care decisions. A combination of the words gynecologist and politician.
Republican governors such as Scott Walker and Rick Perry who impose draconian limitations on abortion clinics and attempt to limit access to HPV vaccinations, contraception and women's health care in general by shutting down Planned Parenthood clinics even though they do not perform abortions. They, and people like them, are gynoticians.
gynotician by BigAppleBucky August 7, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2013
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gynotician 

A politician who feels more qualified than women and their doctors to make women's health care decisions
the gynoticians decided that women are to be told that abortions may cause birth defects with subsequent pregnancies
gynotician by parrah July 14, 2013
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Gynotician 

A politician who frequently attempts to pass laws relating to women's health
What's Rick Perry up to these days?

Oh, that fucking gynotician is trying to outlaw abortion in Texas.
Gynotician by brown oxford August 18, 2013

Gentician 

To be a urologist, a gentleman and a magician all at once.

"I went to see the gentician last night, he pulled a rabbit out of my penis and then told me the bruising was normal"
A gentician can take you out for dinner, give your genitles a check up and pull a rabbit out of your penis.
Gentician by TheGentician September 30, 2015

Gnostician 

One who possesses inner spiritual knowledge or wisdom and puts it into practice.
The Gnostician? He knows. And he acts.
Gnostician by ivl.i3. April 24, 2024

Gnostician 

A respected practitioner of the first-hand experiential form of knowledge and wisdom known in the Greek philosophical lexicon as gnosis; distinguished from other forms of knowledge, such as episteme, doxa, et al.
Yo, did you hear that word of experiential knowledge my boy just dropped on social media last week? That man is a bona fide gnostician.
Gnostician by ivl.i3. November 23, 2024

gnoticing 

Derived from "Gnosticism" and "noticing".

A term used for noticing that the Jews are behind all the bad things happening in the world and that they make up 40% of our unelected government officials even though they are only 1% of the population (United States).
Jack: Have you noticed that Jews control all the banks and both the Republican and Democrat parties?

John: Yes I am gnoticing a pattern here, though if I'm completely honest, I've gnoticed it since childhood.
gnoticing by gnoticer December 22, 2024
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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