fapuccino 

Blended white drink with special ingredients.

Me: "I served her a fapuccino last night. In bed."

fapuccino by the. July 6, 2009

Fapuccino 

When a disgruntled employee makes a frappuccino, with the unfortunate addition of his/her (We don't discriminate) semen. Surprisingly, adds a light and delicious aftertaste on the consumers tongue*.

*Blatant lie, it tastes like dick milk.

Ricky makes a mean Fapuccino, but he won't give me the damn recipe!

Jessica drank five fapucinno's for a pound of cocaine. In hindsight, we really should have thought this through.

Fapuccino by PusLikeDischarge May 7, 2012

fapuccino 

to have a quick masturbation session to wake oneself up

Where's jimmy? His toast is getting cold.
I think upstairs having a fapuccino

fapuccino by kingbumii May 12, 2015

fapuccino 

What one does to naked pictures of Al Pacino

I ordered such a large fapuccino when I watched Scarface.

fapuccino by pokypanda September 10, 2011

Flappuccinos 

The rhythmic calming actions used by hipsters when their favourite coffee shop closes unexpectedly.

Costa had closed for renovation. That sent the hipsters into a flurry of flappuccinos.

Flappuccinos by The curious bibliophile July 9, 2018

Fatpuccino 

Instant espresso powder, cream, flavored sugar syrup and ice cubes, all mixed up in a blender. Costs hardly anything to produce, easy to make and tastes fantastic. Does make you fat though.

"Are you pregnant or is that a bear belly?"
"No, I just had to many fatpuccino's"
"So you are carrying Howard Schultz's baby?"
"Yes I know, I am to fat and I shouldn't drink all those delicious fatpuccino's"

Fatpuccino by Howard Schultz August 18, 2008

fappuccino 

The result of ejaculating into a cup of coffee; usually done out of spite by a disgruntled food service industry employee, or as a practical joke.

-So, how was work at the coffee shop today?
-This one customer was being a total bitch, so I gave her a fappuccino.

fappuccino by Mr. Tyler Durden March 19, 2009