Ho-nad 

1. A pejorative term that refers to a person who is in a lower social class and degraded living standards. The term refers to outcasts from respectable society living on the fringes of the social order who are seen as lower class because they may be criminal, unpredictable, and without respect for authority whether it be political, legal, or moral.

2. This term is used by law enforcement to refer person who is arrested often and is typically a repeat offender. It refers to a type of personality that results in law enforcement officer knowing you on a first name basis for the wrong reason.

3. A person who is rude, obnoxious, or disrespectful to law enforcement can also be referred to by this term.

4. A person who lacks common sense and has encounters with law enforcement because of their actions can be referred to by this term.

5. This term does not limit itself to a particular race, gender, nationality, spiritual belief, or occupation. Anyone in any walk of life can be referred to by this term if they meet the criteria.

Looks like the police arrested John again, he's such a Ho-nad.

Wow that guy looks like he does drugs and steals things, looks like a Ho-nad.

I cannot believe that person is such an idiot, only a Ho-nad would be that idiotic.

Ho-nad by Mahlzeit Kasten April 30, 2012

Ho-nado

When a group of prostitutes surround you and uncomfortably solicite you. Also when a twister comes and knocks down a brothel.

Jim really shouldn't walk through that red light district anymore. He almost got sucked up by that Ho-nado, literally and figuratively.

Ho-nado by BT 2 May 13, 2010

honad

A hoe on a dick

Damn son, you catch that curley headed skeezer at the bar bra?
Yea bra, I bet she rides it like a "honad"

honad by Slvrfox April 13, 2010

honadouche

(n) a less-than-desirable boyfriend or ex-boyfriend who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole however not quite 'worth' a mother fucker.

(v) an act of douche-baggery which is more idiotic, slightly moronic and almost humorous considering the douche bag who is doing the act.

GP: and he referred to me as "the red head". Gawd, Michael is such a honadouche.

Pooter: Yeah, yesterday JB pulled a honadouche when he made a derogatory comment to a 13 year old girl.

honadouche by Glamourpuss October 15, 2009

HoNado 

When a girl sucks your dick then takes your house and money a year later

Damn man I got fucked over by this HoNado last year.

HoNado by Tornados June 22, 2016