Reverse Goose 

Take a dump sitting on the toilet backwards

I had to take a dump so bad I ran into the bathroom and sat right on the toilet, didn't even have time to turn around.
What a great Reverse Goose!

Reverse Goose by score1x October 31, 2011

Reverse Gooseneck 

Not letting a man get a boner before sex,
so you put a flaccid penis into a woman's vagina,

then while it is in the vagina,

the man gets a boner so the woman feels it

getting harder and going up the whole time.

friend: So how was your rendezvous with him last night?
woman to friend: Excellent! We totally did the Reverse Gooseneck last night!
friend: is that fun?
Woman: Hell yeah! I felt it go up the whole time!

Reverse Gooseneck by Banana Hammock Brand October 13, 2009

Reverse Goosey

A Reverse Goosey is a text book reach around where the hand doing the work emerges in an un-natural backwards position.

Tim: Man, that Reverse Goosey Rebecca gave me last night had me shooting hella wads.

John: Damn, thats tight, Rebecca is the Reverse Goosey queen.

Both: Hight five.

Reverse Goosey by Junkmaster5000 February 12, 2015