herpy 

1. Very common abbreviation for "herpetophile": someone who likes reptiles. This is generally either:

a) A furry fan who likes scalies (anthropomorphic lizards, saurians, and/or dragons), or

b) Someone who likes reptiles as pets, or

c) Someone who avidly studies herpetology.

2. Abbreviation for Herpy Reptile Lover's Community, an archive of scaly art, scaly porn, and reptile reference photography (herpy.net).

It wasn't until I saw my wife masturbating to pictures of Robbie from Disney's "Dinosaurs" that I realized how much of a herpy she was.

herpy by Trickster Wolf June 30, 2011

herpy 

1. something that is disgusting
2. something that sucks

all generally negative connotations are appropriate

"man, that is so herpy"

"get your herpy hands off me"

herpy by smash1213 December 18, 2008

Herpy 

A very contagious STD prominent in LA thots that cause painful, ugly blisters around the genital area. Women who resemble slugs are known to carry this along with many other STDs.

Tracksuit Andy brushed the sweat from his brow as he drove to the clinic to get tested for herpies, the plural name for herpy. He had no idea that his specific case would be the worst ever to be recorded my modern medicine.

Herpy by CxTruthTeller January 23, 2019

herpy-derpy 

uselesss; nonsense.

None of your herpy-derpy talk!

herpy-derpy by uttam maharjan June 28, 2011

Herpy Derp Day 

Sarcastic synonym of 'good job' or 'nice one'. Obviously can also be used to wish someone happy birthday, but generally the term is derogatory.

Person 1: I didn't wet the bed last night!
Person 2: ...Herpy Derp Day to you.

Herpy Derp Day by Uthislith December 5, 2011

herpy slurp

Wait until you're significant other has a herpy breakout on there crotch and suck the juice out of their blisters.

Last night I gave a hooker a herpy slurp.

herpy slurp by cumballs69 January 18, 2017

herpy hair 

hair that is long, thin, greasy, and can be assimilated with poor hygiene.

Rick: Dude!! Did you see that guys hair!? It was so nasty!
Steve: That's some straight up herpy hair! He needs to take a shower!

herpy hair by D-R0K August 24, 2011