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spodeman
1)A dude who consantly talks about or refers to sexual acts or encounters. 2)A dude who thinks he is unmatched in his sexual prowess. 3) A dude who thinks any woman is fair game sexually.
Ted: Did you meet Stephan at the party last night?
James: Yeah man, that dude is something else. All he talked about was how he'd like to suck on this girls tits or screw that one in the ass. He propostioned nearly every chick at the party and even copped a few feels.
Ted: That's Stephan. He's a real spodeman.
James: Yeah man, that dude is something else. All he talked about was how he'd like to suck on this girls tits or screw that one in the ass. He propostioned nearly every chick at the party and even copped a few feels.
Ted: That's Stephan. He's a real spodeman.
Mustache Spongebath
When a mustachioed man goes down on a girl. Like dipping a paint brush into a can of paint, he fills the bristles of his mustache with her lady juice. He then uses his pussy-juice soaked mustache to coat her body with her own girl cum, like a nurse cleaning a patient with a wet sponge.
Me: "Last night Sarah was feeling extra dirty so she asked me to give her a mustache spongebath."
Sarah's Mom: "What?"
Me: "Just cleaned her up a bit."
Sarah's mom: "Oh, that's nice."
Me: "You have no idea."
Sarah's Mom: "What?"
Me: "Just cleaned her up a bit."
Sarah's mom: "Oh, that's nice."
Me: "You have no idea."
Mustache Spongebath by Mike E. Coyne April 11, 2017
songmeanings.net
A website which
-is cool
-then goes down because they want to upgrade the site but don't want a functioning site in the meantime
-then goes live with the old version after realizing their mistake
-and then goes down to "setup a router"
-is cool
-then goes down because they want to upgrade the site but don't want a functioning site in the meantime
-then goes live with the old version after realizing their mistake
-and then goes down to "setup a router"
songmeanings.net by BlakeOPS August 1, 2004
Spoogeman
A mythical character known for "shootin' all the spooge he can." Derived from the song "Spoonman" by Soundgarden.
Spongegar
A meme used to express one's feeling in an awkward situation. It features the primitive SpongeBob character, which many people incorrectly call Spongegar.
It was a short lived meme that largely existed on Facebook, and mainly died off in a few weeks after it became viral.
It was a short lived meme that largely existed on Facebook, and mainly died off in a few weeks after it became viral.
Use the Spongegar meme for awkward situations
I feel sorry for all the poor bastards that got a Spongegar tattoo just because it was popular for a few weeks
I feel sorry for all the poor bastards that got a Spongegar tattoo just because it was popular for a few weeks
Spongegar by Sentinel Stark June 27, 2016