spongemaster

Spongemaster: An individual who never misses an opportunity to freeload or score freebies with a sunny disposition.

Hostess: Hey! I just put a plate of sandwiches out two minutes ago, and they’re gone? I only invited Gina, Michael, and Janet to this party!
Host: You invited SpongeMaster Mike. Case closed.

spongemaster by CharlieDonuts December 28, 2018

Spongemonster 

Extra-large tampons designed for heavy-flow days.

K-Swiss is bleeding so much, she's got three spongemonsters shoved up there.

Spongemonster by The Round Mound of Tampons March 10, 2011

Spongemonster 

An extra-large tampon that can be inserted into multiple orifices for absorption of fluids resulting from heavy-flow days, or prison-rape days, or projectile-vomiting from seeing your wife drink a dirt pipe milkshake from a stranger.

It's a good thing you had an extra spongemonster, cause my ass got gaped by a homeless man this morning.

Spongemonster by Spongemonster Squarepants March 14, 2011