Skip to main content

Surrey, BC 

A desolate wasteland on the face of British Columbia. It is full of drug dealers, gang members, and every low level criminal you can think of. When riding on the Skytrain to go to Coquitlam, you can even feel the filth and decay just by riding through.

This is a common and false perception of Surrey. It also has a lot of schools, is mostly dangerous at night, and has tons of tasty food.

Surrey at night is no more dangerous than any other part of Vancouver, as night time brings out the weirdos and shady people. Surrey is considered the Gotham City of Vancouver, but it is not as bad as people make it out to be.
Man: I live in Surrey, BC.
Woman: Oh my.
Surrey, BC by surreyman82 March 12, 2011
Surrey, BC mug front
Get the Surrey, BC mug.
See more merch

surrey bc 

A city in which a newspaper polled it's residents and found that only 14% felt safe living there. Crime is rampant within the Whalley and Newton areas. Transients have established a tent village near 106 avenue and people roam the streets at night stealing whatever is available.
criminal 1 " Let's go to Surrey bc !

criminal 2 " Yeah, We can go to the credit union in the Central City mall and when someone puts their wallet in their knapsack we can wait till he's outside then slash the sack right off his body....... This IS a TRUE STORY that happened to me...... Time to move out of Surrey !!!!! Beware to all those that would think of living here !!!!! Be cautious if you visit !!!!
surrey bc by Lysytsya7 November 16, 2014

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026