Flesh Dildo

An object used to pleasure a woman. It is usually very lifelike and attached to the body of a male.

Girl: i'm too shy to masturbate in public
Guy: Well why don't you go back to my dorm?
Girl: I'm not going to masturbate in your room.
Guy: Why not? There's a perfectly good flesh dildo in there.

*silence*

Guy 2: Flesh dildo Enjoy the struggle!

Flesh Dildo by Fen*Pen September 26, 2010

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Pudding Dildo Flash Mob

A method that has been used against anti-gay attacks by the WBC to gross them out and make them sick to their stomachs, stifling their spirit.

The idea is to use a large dildo to scoop pudding out of a bowl and eat it.

Some protesters may swirl vanilla into the mix.

I heard the WBC is coming to a school in our area... Let's get a Pudding Dildo Flash Mob together!

Pudding Dildo Flash Mob by Jnet9102 September 20, 2011

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Related Words

Flesh Dildo • Pudding Dildo Flash Mob • flesh • flesh wound • flesh flute • flesh rocket • flesh-n-bone • Flesh Pocket • flesh stick • flesh bangs

Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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