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1) The act of squating like a girl pissing in the game Halo on XBOX

2) The act of standing over an exit from a portal on Halo and sniping with a rocket launcher

3) What nick accidentally said instead of Ghost
1) If I goach, I bet he won't see me

2) He's got the flag, I'm gunna goach and cut him off.

3) Oh shit! He took the goach from our base. ROFL! I said goach, I mean ghost.. Ghost
Goaching by Jam Master J February 20, 2004
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Sedation / Drowsiness
Under the
influence of Heroin (An appearance of nodding off to sleep).
Stop gouching Bro and go get a nuffa £10 bag. Im clucking
gouching by Sun lolly August 1, 2003

Gooching 

Chafing on the gooch caused by tight clothes. Usually associated with a low sperm count.
Josh enjoys wearing tight underwear so much, that he has learned to accept the gooching and lower sperm count that comes with it.
Gooching by MadTownC15 September 17, 2012

Gonchingbockler 

The Gonchingbockler Is a very elongated suicidal crew member faced creature, that enjoys dribbling on inappropiate facists. It plays hockey with babies for a laugh and enjoys being a mothcat at half past goat. In it's spare time it acts like a question mark so people will like it, unfortunatly all sense of turnip is now wheelbarrows. When the Gonchingbockler dies everyone pokes it cos it's entertaining to poke dead stuff, closely related to the skinberry, the Gonchingbockler is called toby and is a retired skiing instructor when it finishes Reading the possum bag. If you ask it nicely it may do the crimple dance. Minge.
Person "Oh look a Gonchingbockler!"

Gonchingbockler "shut up, you're horrid"
___________

Person "Leave me alone toby"

Gonchingbockler "no"
Gonchingbockler by Vooble Jet October 15, 2009

Gooching 

The act of making contact between your gooch (the skin between your balls or scrange and your ass) and the head of a helpless victim. An aggressive attack.
He is tying his shoe lace- gooch him!. Get gooching lads.
Gooching by Ibrihima June 16, 2010

gooching so hard 

An expression often used in frustration over the small size of ones penis effectively throwing off the trajectory of the aforementioned party's beer pong shot.
"i'm gooching so hard right now", said shane as the pong ball overshot the table and his penis retracted into his body cavity.
gooching so hard by sean henny September 6, 2010

Gooching 

Gooching. The act of grabbing/rubbing two fingers on someones gooch area. can be done either sexually or as a means of punishment or beating up. Mythically it is possible to gooch someone until they jizz.
Lets gooch that new year 8 kid, hes a pinhead. Gooch him good he didn't pay his money.Ohh baby gooch me till i jizz. HElP hes gooching me!!
Gooching by jizzhead April 11, 2009