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crosswired 

When you do uppers and downers at the same time, particularly meth and marijuana, but can typically refer to energy drinks as well.
I rolled a bowl and smoked a jank the other day and got crosswired as hell.
crosswired by DysFunK Smith February 21, 2010
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crosswired 

Having caffeine and marijuana at the same time. Comes from “crossfaded” + “wired”.
When I was crosswired this morning, I was peacefully coloring a picture, but also felt so jittery I wanted to snap the crayon in half.
crosswired by gingerfish27 August 10, 2022

Caught in the crossfire 

To accidentally get someone elses cum on you during a gang bang or bukkake
"Me and my boys were gang banging lucie when I got caught in the crossfire!"

Crossfire Hurricane 

According to a biography of Keith Richards, the first line of the song, "I was born in a crossfire hurricane," is a reference to the fact that Richards was born near London during World War II in the midst of a German air raid.
Crossfire Hurricane by Saturn865 November 7, 2019

Mexican Crossfire 

A Mexican Crossfire is a sexual activity where two men stand about 3 feet apart and attempt to ejaculate into the others mouth. Typically, to avoid any Cultural Appropriation, only men of Mexican descent should partake in this activity. Wouldn't want to upset any liberals out there. ;D
Person A and Person B attempted a Mexican Crossfire last night and Person A was unable to finish due to the massive load Person B shot into his mouth; the cumshot went all the way across the room!
A word puzzle that normally takes the form of a square or rectangular grid of white and shaded squares. The shaded squares are used to separate the words or phrases. The goal is to fill the white squares with letters by solving clues that lead to the answers. Could frustrate you to death.
This crossword puzzle is fricken hard to solve.
Crossword by CrosswordPuzzle October 28, 2011

crossfire 

when a person has to make a decision with two different options and they don't know what to choose
he's caught in a crossfire
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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