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Cardamom 

Just like it sounds. A cardamom is a woman who is remarkably attractive and youthful in appearance, and also has children. She still gets carded when purchasing vodka.
"Yeah I see the brat with you, but I'll still need to see your I.D."
"Are you saying I'm a cardamom?"
"Yes."
"But I didn't hear you say it."
"You're a cardamom."
"Thank you."
Cardamom by James Headfield March 10, 2020
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Cardamom 

A slang term for a man's small sized appendage.
When the towel dropped, people laughed at Pete's cardamom
Cardamom by imdimplle February 12, 2010

CardaMom 

A middle class, whole-foods shopping, white mother. Their spice drawers are fully-kitted and their bungalows are usually decorated with Indian ornaments collected from their travelling youths. One typically encounters these women through being friends with their son.
Man 1: "Christ! This farmer's market is plagued with CardaMoms"

Man 2: "I want one of them to hug me and tell me that everything's gonna be ok"
CardaMom by crisp_noodle_spice April 21, 2021

Cardamone 

Noun: A large and pungent turd or poo. Distinguishably black in colour due to a diet lacking in nutritional content and high in fat and sugar.
Worker 1: 'Hey mate, where are you going?'
Worker 2: 'I'm gonna do a Cardamone, I've eaten nothing but dumplings all week.'
Worker 1: 'So it's you who desecrates the toilets!'

Worker: 'I'm just heading out for a Cardamone.'
Boss: 'OK, make sure you put down just a half day on your timesheet.'
Cardamone by Cardamone August 19, 2008

cardamon 

Cardamon also known as Cardillimon
a natural disaster from hell

worship of the satanist
Uber nerd with no cleu
cardamon by THaKN February 11, 2004

cardamon 

Some weird mothe***** that doesnt know any better than sit behind his pc all day.
He loves Russian People and easy to be fooled. When you make a cardamon, you are in a whole new world of shit.
Damm i died, i surely made a cardamon there.
cardamon by Stoned Poet February 11, 2004
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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