1 definition by crisp_noodle_spice

A middle class, whole-foods shopping, white mother. Their spice drawers are fully-kitted and their bungalows are usually decorated with Indian ornaments collected from their travelling youths. One typically encounters these women through being friends with their son.
Man 1: "Christ! This farmer's market is plagued with CardaMoms"

Man 2: "I want one of them to hug me and tell me that everything's gonna be ok"
by crisp_noodle_spice April 21, 2021
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