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goof nut 

1. A person who repeatedly bounces off the walls in convulsive laughter.
2. Someone who is extremely talented at producing BS and making it sound valid and at the same time completely hysterical.
3. Someone who is obviously in a weird mood and isn't making any sense.
1. I can't believe how hyper Shelly was tonight, she was bouncing off the walls.
2. That durn goof nut tried to tell me da bears won the super bowl last year. he even gave me statistics... durn goof nut.
3. person 1: Hey, what's up?
person 2: HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEEEEEE! NOTHING.. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
goof nut by Kim January 15, 2004
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goof nut 

anyone who makes up stupid words
dippy is sure a goof nut i would relly like to kick him in his goof nuts
goof nut by adolf October 26, 2003

Goof Fucking Nut 

Someone who falls out of their chair in their own house.
Asiah is such a goof fucking nut! Who falls out of their own chair in their own house?

nut on your goof 

To cum all over someone's goof.
"DONT MAKE ME NUT ON YOUR GOOF!"

goof nuts 

A silly-ass, one who makes no sense and talks bull shit all day.
my parents are a couple of nazi-fascists-elitists-extremists goof nuts.
goof nuts by elfeicho July 2, 2008

goof nutt 

When a person gets very happy, excited and nutts all in his pants
Jeff goof nutted in his pants yesterday
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