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Morrisey Suprise
When a plastic surgeon ejaculates into the hole cut into the breast of a breast augmentation patient. Often the implant is then filled with semen rather than more traditional materials.
I could tell dat hoe had a cheap morrisey suprise because even though I fucked her cunt she ended up with a pearl necklace and smaller breasts.
Morrisey Suprise by Ben Davisddd July 20, 2008
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Holden Morrisey Caulfield
Holden Morrisey Caulfield, appears in J.D. Salinger's Slight Rebellion off Madison, published in the December 22, 1946 issue of The New Yorker. This was the basis for several chapters in the book, The Catcher in the Rye where Holden has a date with Sally Hayes.
Holden Morrisey Caulfield usually wore his chesterfield and a hat with a cutting edge at the “V” in the crown.
Holden Morrisey Caulfield by Holden Morrisey Caulfield May 30, 2006
Rosemary morrisey
Rosemary morrisey by Harry bow June 3, 2020
Thanks Morrissey
Phrase to be used when someone delivers bad news in an otherwise pleasant conversation or time. It comes from the idea that Morrissey (solo artist and frontman of The Smiths) wrote depressing lyrics which were then often juxtaposed with quite upbeat or happy music. For example the song "Girlfriend in a Coma" or the chorus lyrics to "There is a Light that never comes out"
Dave - "My wife is pregnant, I'm going to be a father!"
Sally - "That's awesome, congratulations Dave!"
Steve - "The baby might be born with a disability"
Dave - "Oh thanks Morrissey!"
Sally - "That's awesome, congratulations Dave!"
Steve - "The baby might be born with a disability"
Dave - "Oh thanks Morrissey!"
Thanks Morrissey by Jack Of Quack February 25, 2009
Morrissey
Without a doubt, the greatest lyricist that ever lived. Former lead singer of 80's band "The Smiths", Morrissey has made a name for himself in popular music and is known for his outrageous (yet highly laughable) comments. He is also a vegetarian, and a native of the UK, who current makes his home in Los Angeles.
Hilary Morrissey
One of the weirdest people you will ever meet. Has little to no fears and only really shows emotion when she’s drunk.
Hilary Morrissey by butterbean November 4, 2019
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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