The Emotron 

Jason Kyle Knight, totally rad solo musician. Pwns on the QY700 Sequencer. If you don't listen to The Emotron, you must not like good music. Or you're just completely lame.

"Did you go to The Emotron show last night?"
"No, did he play 1989?"
"Hell yes he did, best song written, EVER. Totally destroys Elliott Smith."

The Emotron by shanzormasteroftheuniverse November 27, 2009

The emotional lag 

You know how after a breakup, the female partner breaks down right away whereas the guy holds it together and seems great dealing with it, that’s probably due to the emotional lag. According to a study by Binghamton University of New York, guys don’t feel as devastated as women in the first stages of breakups; it takes them more time to realize the loss. So after women go through all the stages of being miserable and managing to process it, guys experience the downs when women are finally about to move on. That explains why men try to contact their exes just in time they are over them.

Dude 1 : Why you so down now days .
Dude 2 : the emotional lag .

The emotional lag by 911111101010101 March 25, 2019

The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus 

Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.

Stop, humping my leg, Klaus!

The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003

The Emotional Hokey Pokey 

You put your emotions in. You take your emotions out. You put your emotions in and they get shaken all about. You do the emotional hokey pokey and you're left down and out. That's why you're sad not glad.

Mark decided that he should express his feelings to a girl he liked and in doing so she made him do the emotional hokey pokey and it left him mad and confused.

The Emotional Hokey Pokey by Wason Jertz December 9, 2008

consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good. 

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Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good. by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 5, 2025

Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good. 

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Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good. by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 5, 2025

consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good. 

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consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good. by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 5, 2025