Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

chronchitis 

An album by Slightly Stoopid.
Did you hear that song "Nobody Knows" on Slightly Stoopid's album Chronchitis?
chronchitis by ButterflyFreek March 20, 2008

chronchitis 

The "disease" that habitual marijuana users have. Symptoms include AM coughing spasms, lung butter, and wheezing during sex
"Joey, your cough sounds awful, did you get the cold going around." "No, I'm fine its just my chronchitis."
chronchitis by Droanz January 3, 2010

Chronchitis 

When you have been smoking buds for a while and then stop, you become hungry but when you try to eat without previously smoking it makes you feel sick.
Dude, do you want this BLT? i was hungry but i think i got chronchitis...lets go blaze first
Chronchitis by scottree September 25, 2009

Chroncitis 

The disease in which the act of chronic consumption gets to a point where the user is completely overtaken by the chronic. Common symptoms are coughing, chronic lung, and a feeling of extreme hunger.
Larry has a bad case of chroncitis and is always coughing in Scroggin's class.

chronicitis

1. Cough caused by heavy marijuana usage, similar to a cigarette smokers cough.
2. Newest cd by Slightly Stoopid, a kickass sublime style band.
1.
Joe "I smoked so much sensi this year that I
cough all the timenow. "
Me " I think you have chronicitis man."
2. Slightly stoopid's newest cd "chronicitus" is tight as hell, fire up a spliff of some good sensimillia and listen to it and chill...its fun.
chronicitis by Ibillin October 23, 2007

Chronchirps 

1.The derogatory term referring to the entire anti-marijuana crowd. Whether they be little corrupted and yet disgustingly ignorant children, asshole adults who are probably against it due to their parent's "stay outside the norm at all costs" attitudes (even though they supersede it with their clearly average clothing style and otherwise "normal" life).

2. Ignorant fagballers that secretly smoke chron day and night but refuse to accept their habits, so play-off as if totally against it.

3. Assholes that were made fun of after hitting the bong the wrong way and spilling bong water everywhere, thus developing a hate for the sport. (?)
1. Guy 1: "Wow bro, look at that huge fat and sweaty crowd of chronchirps, it kills my buzz bro."

Guy 2: "Yea homez, what the fuck eh." *throws medium-sized rock*

2. "Jimmy, I hate you as a friend all-of a sudden because you smoke marijuana. Don't talk to me anymore please." *hangs up phone and proceeds to hitting a 4g bowl*

3. Guy 1: "Holy fuck man, did you see Jeff go from chronchamp to chronchirp when he bitched out and dropped the Rurh bong!!!"

Guy 2: "Yea man what the fuck, he's such a fuckstamp chronchirp bitch now."
Chronchirps by LargeManDick92 April 12, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
Load more