pessimaster 

1. Somebody who always looks on the dark side, thinks negatively, and assumes what can go wrong should go wrong.

2. A person who replies to statements, and situations ignoring anything good that happened and only points out the bad things

(Definition 1, Tom being the pessimaster)
Tom: Somebody's gonna come to school with a gun and shoot us
Craig: That's not gonna happen, man don't think like that

Tom: Dude you know there are crazy people in the school, someone will start shooting one day

(Definition 2, Craig being the pessimaster)

Tom: The running back just got like 40 yards on the play

Craig: But he didn't get a touchdown

Tom: He still got a big gain, and it was a sweet run

Craig: But somebody tackled him and stopped the play, so it wasn't that sweet

pessimaster by Optical Epilepsy September 9, 2009

Pussmaster General 

Noun. The master of all puss. So highly esteemed that he was appointed to this Cabinet-level position by the President of the United States.

"Damn! That guy is the Pussmaster General. I'd let him lick my envelope any day." - Female Admirer

Pussmaster General by TrapsAndDelts April 23, 2011

pissmaster

The master of piss. someone who has mastered the art of pissing, its not easy to achieve but it is an admirable thing to master. be a piss master

Hunter: WOAH did you see how cool that guy/gal pissing was!?
Noah: yeah...he/she must of been a pissmaster!
Beck: cowabunga

pissmaster by celerylovingrvampire September 10, 2020

Pussmaster 

n. A coward; a pussy.

Quit being such a pussmaster and help me.

Pussmaster by Kupal April 9, 2004

penismaster 

A penismaster is someone who works with meats (i.e. deli, butcher shop). It can also be used to describe some who has had many experiences with penises (i.e. seductive women). However, it cannot be used to describe someone who excepts money for sexual deeds involving penises such as prostitues.

That guy at the deli is such a penismaster.

The girl last night was a penismaster.

You are a penismaster.

penismaster by Yunk-A-Dunk September 27, 2007

Possymaster 

Someone who says that they get a lot of pussy but in reality they are a little boy you hasn't hit puberty year and talks shit online. Also referred to as being adorable by older ladies.

That kid is such a possymaster.

Possymaster by Itsforthelolz September 1, 2016

pussymaster

An insult for a person who is obsessed with his girl.

Damn, you are a fuckin pussymaster.

pussymaster by Anonymous July 29, 2003