Possymaster 

Someone who says that they get a lot of pussy but in reality they are a little boy you hasn't hit puberty year and talks shit online. Also referred to as being adorable by older ladies.

That kid is such a possymaster.

Possymaster by Itsforthelolz September 1, 2016

Pussmaster General 

Noun. The master of all puss. So highly esteemed that he was appointed to this Cabinet-level position by the President of the United States.

"Damn! That guy is the Pussmaster General. I'd let him lick my envelope any day." - Female Admirer

Pussmaster General by TrapsAndDelts April 23, 2011

pissmaster

The master of piss. someone who has mastered the art of pissing, its not easy to achieve but it is an admirable thing to master. be a piss master

Hunter: WOAH did you see how cool that guy/gal pissing was!?
Noah: yeah...he/she must of been a pissmaster!
Beck: cowabunga

pissmaster by celerylovingrvampire September 10, 2020

pessimaster 

1. Somebody who always looks on the dark side, thinks negatively, and assumes what can go wrong should go wrong.

2. A person who replies to statements, and situations ignoring anything good that happened and only points out the bad things

(Definition 1, Tom being the pessimaster)
Tom: Somebody's gonna come to school with a gun and shoot us
Craig: That's not gonna happen, man don't think like that

Tom: Dude you know there are crazy people in the school, someone will start shooting one day

(Definition 2, Craig being the pessimaster)

Tom: The running back just got like 40 yards on the play

Craig: But he didn't get a touchdown

Tom: He still got a big gain, and it was a sweet run

Craig: But somebody tackled him and stopped the play, so it wasn't that sweet

pessimaster by Optical Epilepsy September 9, 2009

Pussmaster 

n. A coward; a pussy.

Quit being such a pussmaster and help me.

Pussmaster by Kupal April 9, 2004

postmaster

A person who is constantly posting about their lives on social media sites

Kember Hasty can't go five minutes without updating her facebook status, she is such a postmaster. She posts about everything!

postmaster by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

ponymaster 

The worst thing you can call a grown ass man. A master of ponies, and where does he sleep? The deli. With all the hams and cheeses.

Yeah dog, and Luis is his secretary ponymaster.

ponymaster by shweemans October 3, 2010