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Pussmaster General 

Noun. The master of all puss. So highly esteemed that he was appointed to this Cabinet-level position by the President of the United States.
"Damn! That guy is the Pussmaster General. I'd let him lick my envelope any day." - Female Admirer

pissmaster

The master of piss. someone who has mastered the art of pissing, its not easy to achieve but it is an admirable thing to master. be a piss master
Hunter: WOAH did you see how cool that guy/gal pissing was!?
Noah: yeah...he/she must of been a pissmaster!
Beck: cowabunga
pissmaster by celerylovingrvampire September 10, 2020

pessimaster 

1. Somebody who always looks on the dark side, thinks negatively, and assumes what can go wrong should go wrong.

2. A person who replies to statements, and situations ignoring anything good that happened and only points out the bad things
(Definition 1, Tom being the pessimaster)
Tom: Somebody's gonna come to school with a gun and shoot us
Craig: That's not gonna happen, man don't think like that

Tom: Dude you know there are crazy people in the school, someone will start shooting one day

(Definition 2, Craig being the pessimaster)

Tom: The running back just got like 40 yards on the play

Craig: But he didn't get a touchdown

Tom: He still got a big gain, and it was a sweet run

Craig: But somebody tackled him and stopped the play, so it wasn't that sweet
pessimaster by Optical Epilepsy September 9, 2009

Pussmaster 

n. A coward; a pussy.
Quit being such a pussmaster and help me.
Pussmaster by Kupal April 9, 2004

postmaster

A person who is constantly posting about their lives on social media sites
Kember Hasty can't go five minutes without updating her facebook status, she is such a postmaster. She posts about everything!
postmaster by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

ponymaster 

The worst thing you can call a grown ass man. A master of ponies, and where does he sleep? The deli. With all the hams and cheeses.
Yeah dog, and Luis is his secretary ponymaster.
ponymaster by shweemans October 3, 2010