fucktits 

A minor expression of grief

Well fucktis...

fucktits by fatass February 22, 2003

Fucktits 

a unit of measure used to describe how wasted you are.

dude im high as fucktits!!!

hey, lets get fucktit drunk.

Fucktits by LLLUUUCCCAAASSSS January 27, 2010

fucktits 

Disregard this one too. . .Leave my name be, you Fatass-imposter.

Leave my name be, you Fatass-imposter.

fucktits by Fatass February 24, 2003

fucktitious 

An exaggerated or falsified account of sexual activity, usually involving an alleged conquest by the story teller.

Her undeserved reputation as a slut was the result of countless fucktitious stories repeated in the locker room.

fucktitious by Cuntoleezza Rice January 16, 2007

fucktitude 

The degree to which one is fucked.

Our plans were in a state of serious fucktitude when Dave's car ran out of gas.

fucktitude by Doug March 1, 2003

fuckits 

a temporary sickness, characterized by apathy, in regards to matters considered important by society's standards

I've been slacking off at work and in school; think I have a case of the fuckits.

fuckits by Flutterbabbit December 27, 2008

The Fuckits 

The state of not giving a fuck.

Will: Hey David, would you like to go out and do something retarded as shit?

David: FUCK ITTTTTTTT
^

David has a case of the fuckits

The Fuckits by David, HeartDavid August 1, 2012