cum dragon

When you ejaculate in a girls mouth and push her head down really fast so she chokes and all the cum flys out her nose.

I angry dragoned that bitch and cum shot our her nose

cum dragon by Troy February 19, 2003

cum dragon

1. a terrible whore who starts coughing up semen for no perticular reason.

2. a person who coughs up semen in such a magnitude, that it permanently ruins a special momment, atricle of clothing, film or television show.

Jack:"hey stacy."
Stacy:"yes, jack?"
Jack:"i wanna ask you, will you...."
(Stacy coughs up another mans semen)

Jack:"fucking cum dragon, get your stanky ass away from me"

cum dragon by browniepoint October 9, 2009

Cum dragon

When your getting head and your about to cum, of which you give our a load “RWarrr” as you ejaculate into the girls mouth at that very moment you smack the bitch on the back of the skull. So cum to come flying out her nose still warm. At that point she is the cum dragon

Bro “I hit that bitch so hard that she cum dragooned all over my new trousers”

Bro 2 “what a whore, I make my bitch wear a face mask so she don’t cum dragon on me”

Cum dragon by Jnb June 13, 2022

Cum Dragon

when the recipient of the art of the blowjob decides to upsmack the bitch with his hand on the back of her head at the point of cumming her brains out so as to incite that very spewage to come out her nose.

she wasnt sucking hard enough so i cum dragoned her

Cum Dragon by Eddie V August 12, 2004

Cum Dragon

While recieving a blowjob. You punch the girl in the face right when you cum so that it comes out of her nose.

I totally gave her a cum dragon last night.

Cum Dragon by XRT March 19, 2003

cum dragon

To ejaculate into ice cube trays then build a small sculpture of a dragon type creature out of the frozen cum

Fatty: Hey dude is that a semen sculpture of a salamander?
Dude: No you stupid chug, its a cum dragon

cum dragon by Spandangler May 12, 2009

Cum Dragon

When you swallow your man’s nut, but it tastes like ramen & alcohol so you vomit stomach contents and his nut.

I sucked Noah’s dick but his jizz tasted terrible, so I became a cum dragon.

Cum Dragon by Hdjshdiehdud February 9, 2018