A derisive name given to the new guy at the ice cream shop that isn't yet allowed to operate the cash register or even scoop ice cream. He/she is only allowed to add toppings such as sprinkles to a cone that a senior employee has already scooped.
Fatty: Hey dude can i get some sprinkles on that peanut butter chocolate fudge lard two scooper?
Dude behind the counter: HEY SPRINKLE MONKEY, this fatty wants some sprinkles on his next heart attack.
Dude behind the counter: HEY SPRINKLE MONKEY, this fatty wants some sprinkles on his next heart attack.
by Spandangler May 12, 2009
To ejaculate into ice cube trays then build a small sculpture of a dragon type creature out of the frozen cum
Fatty: Hey dude is that a semen sculpture of a salamander?
Dude: No you stupid chug, its a cum dragon
Dude: No you stupid chug, its a cum dragon
by Spandangler May 12, 2009