Bedfordshire 

Another word for going to bed. Used in England by children and parents. There is a county there of the same name.

Child: "Yawn"
Parent: "Off to Bedfordshire with you!"

Also used in Bridget Jones' Diary, Bridget to her Father.
"'Night Dad, I'm off to Bedfordshire".

Bedfordshire by ellemacfearsome January 20, 2009

Bedfordshire 

Bedfordshire

Up the wooden Hill to bedfordshire, meaning up the stairs to bed.
County of Bedfordshire 50 miles north of London, Bedford is central to Bedfordshire famous for the clanger, originally a steamed suet pudding jam one side & bacon & onion the other side steamed & eaten by the field workers around Bedfordshire for lunch, passed down to me by my nan who made it & was a worker in the Fields around Bedfordshire. Bedford has some very top class schools, Bedford boys school being one with famous names linked. The home of John Bunyan. Hanging of hanratty the A6 murderer at Bedford jail on 4th April 1962, remembered as it was my fourth birthday. The Great Ouse flows through the town with a picturesque embankment that has a river festival every 2 years & party in the park at Bedford Park every year bringing in the likes of Tom Jones, Billy Ocean also proms there. Bedford a stunning place with friendly people & nice restaurants with the train line going straight to & from London in about 40 minutes. Easy reach & surrounded by Northampton, Milton Keynes, St Neots, Biggleswade & Luton. Marston moretaine home of captain tom moore. Marston Vale for walks.

Bedfordshire by Bedford lad February 15, 2021

Bedfordshire 

Bedforshire is a city in the east of england. It's population is about 30,000 people. Bedfordshire is very high rate of crime and drugs, possibly the second highest in Britain. Bedfordshire has a lot of 'Roadmen' who cause pannic,distress and crimes. Bedfordshire also has chavs, which people in bedford refer to as 'nitty,nitz,crackhead or Philip'. These crackheads will usually ask you for change. If they don't then they have been sent to the shop by roadmen in exchange of a pebble. Bedford also has quite bad educations. The schools of; Bedford Academy & Biddenham International School are said too be the worse. Overall, stay away from Bedford. Especially Midland Road or Tavistock Street.

-Someone from Bedfordshire-
"AYO NITZ, GO SHOP FOR MAN AND I'LL BUSS YOU A PEBBLE STILL."
-Goes shop-

Bedfordshire by Concerned White Man. September 19, 2019