Urinal Cuddler Share definition Flag noun: a person who takes the urinal next to you when thiers multiple urinals to choose from. Person 1: Dude, theres alot of urinal cuddlers in that bathroom Person 2: I betta watch myself! Urinal Cuddler by Young brendan/brandon February 23, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Urinal Cuddler mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch