flake shower

The rain of dandruff that comes off your head when you scratch.

When Joe scratched his head, the flake shower that came off him rivaled that of Ally Sheedy in the Breakfast Club when she made it snow on her drawing.

by vwallac October 31, 2008

fake shower

provides a good sercure outlet when you are staying at someone else's house and feel the need to masterbate

I stayed at Hans' house for the weekend and on the third day I had to take a fake shower to rub one out.

by jbuti September 27, 2010