MOMD 

Man of my Dreams

I finally met the MOMD.

MOMD by Areeamay September 5, 2012

MOMD 

Master Of My Domain (A Seinfeld Episode)

I'm really good at what I do, I am the MOMD.

MOMD by Ddave101 October 25, 2008

MOMD 

Master Of My Domain (A Seinfeld Episode)

I'm really good at what I do, I am the MOMD.

MOMD by Ddave101 October 23, 2008

momd 

when your mad at someone for making fun of your mom.

He mad me momd. So i beat the shit out of him.

momd by Horse Piss April 12, 2022

Momday

A day devoted once a week to hot mothers.

George: "Hey Ralph, are you working tomorrow?"

Ralph: "Heck no! It's Momday, and I'm hooking up with Debra"

Momday by terminal2 February 5, 2008

Momdom 

A juxtaposition between "Mom" and "Femdom" which normally refers to the sexual act between a young adult male and mature female role playing under an incestuous "mother and son" fantasy dynamic.

"You seem awfully close to your son..."
"Oh, he's not my son- he just likes to call me mother, especially in the bedroom."
"Looks like you two have a case of Momdom."

Momdom by BalrogLune February 11, 2018

Soccer Mom'd

A more severe version of owned. Being Soccer Mom'd is akin to being reduced to tears by your mother in front of your friends.

Person A: Your mama's so fat she plays pool with the planets.
Person B: Your juvenile insults betray the fact that your mother whored you out as a child, at 50 cents a turn. Your cut was 1 cent which you saved up for 25 weeks to play one game at the arcade, which you promptly lost due to Mrs. Butterworth's residue in your ass from that morning's "work".
Onlooker: SOCCER MOM'D!

Soccer Mom'd by Dave McLaughlin June 16, 2004