by Ddave101 October 25, 2008
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Get the MOMD mug.He mad me momd. So i beat the shit out of him.
by Horse Piss April 12, 2022
Get the momd mug.George: "Hey Ralph, are you working tomorrow?"
Ralph: "Heck no! It's Momday, and I'm hooking up with Debra"
Ralph: "Heck no! It's Momday, and I'm hooking up with Debra"
by terminal2 February 5, 2008
Get the Momday mug.A juxtaposition between "Mom" and "Femdom" which normally refers to the sexual act between a young adult male and mature female role playing under an incestuous "mother and son" fantasy dynamic.
"You seem awfully close to your son..."
"Oh, he's not my son- he just likes to call me mother, especially in the bedroom."
"Looks like you two have a case of Momdom."
"Oh, he's not my son- he just likes to call me mother, especially in the bedroom."
"Looks like you two have a case of Momdom."
by BalrogLune February 11, 2018
Get the Momdom mug.A more severe version of owned. Being Soccer Mom'd is akin to being reduced to tears by your mother in front of your friends.
Person A: Your mama's so fat she plays pool with the planets.
Person B: Your juvenile insults betray the fact that your mother whored you out as a child, at 50 cents a turn. Your cut was 1 cent which you saved up for 25 weeks to play one game at the arcade, which you promptly lost due to Mrs. Butterworth's residue in your ass from that morning's "work".
Onlooker: SOCCER MOM'D!
Person B: Your juvenile insults betray the fact that your mother whored you out as a child, at 50 cents a turn. Your cut was 1 cent which you saved up for 25 weeks to play one game at the arcade, which you promptly lost due to Mrs. Butterworth's residue in your ass from that morning's "work".
Onlooker: SOCCER MOM'D!
by Dave McLaughlin June 16, 2004
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