FAPLAW 

Also, "F.A.P.L.A.W."

Abbreviation: "Fat Ass Psychotic Lazy Ass Windbag."

Short-hand title for the Purplepotamus.

Purplepotamus: O my gawd! You can't send this letter out like this! I'll get in trouble!

Zeke: This has nothing to do with you!

Purplepotamus: Yes it does!

Zeke: Then if you don't like it, why don't you, oh, I dunno, do your own work?

Purplepotamus: Becawwwwwwse Joel won't let me leave my desk!

(She storms off.)

Zeke: Motherfucking FAPLAW!!!

FAPLAW by Krakky McKraken October 22, 2007

faplash 

When you have sex or receive oral and you have a hard time keeping it up or orgasming because you've masturbated too recently.

My girl surprised me with head last night, but I couldn't cum because I had faplash.

faplash by spaghetto May 28, 2014

faplap

When somebody masturbates and ejaculates all over their lap.

Also a form of spam on sketch

I walked in on Tim before he cleaned up. He had faplap

faplap by I made this up. June 16, 2014

faplationship 

a relationship that only takes place on the internet

-My bf and I have a serious relationship
-Really? where is he?
-online
- ah, that's not a relationship, it´s a faplationship!

faplationship by wankwankandwank June 23, 2011

fapland 

The land in which you fap (masturbate). When nothing else matters and all you are thinking about is frolicking in fapland.

Alexandra - "I'm trying to call Paul"
Nena - "He won't pick up, he's in fapland"

fapland by snappergoodman August 25, 2011

falawful

A falafel that tastes really REALLY bad. Usually sold at the same place you'd buy a khav kalash and crab juice.

Can also be confused with wawfulles.

- Yo dude, that falafel we had at Basha's... gave me the shits.
- I know, right? 'Twas falawful.

falawful by KenM January 4, 2016

Falawkas 

Falawkas: (adj):

1. Irrelevant; misplaced and useless in all or any context(s).

2. Exhibiting some or all signs of toxic masculinity or toxicity in general.

3. Bad actor and/or bad at one's job.

Don't be such a falawkas

Trump was being such a falawkas during his last debate

Falawkas by Omarisming October 16, 2020