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While having sex, the penis does not make a clean entry into the vagina and gets bent or flexed. A spulge is usually just an inconvenience not associated with any long lasting discomfort. In rare cases, a spulge can escalate into a Sploink.
our mom was reverse cowboy'n me hard when I had a spulge due to her big round ass slapping up and down with reckless abandon.
Spulge by Airgazim September 3, 2007
Related Words
Spulge L'Spulge spluge spudge spurge spuge spurgeon Smulge spluger Spugle

L'Spulge 

He who is labelled as "L'Spulge", now identifies as the wretched connotation of the phrase, L'Spulge.
You must be L'Spulge if u think we fuckin'.
L'Spulge by L'Spulge May 2, 2022

splugesprayed 

Completly covered in sperm.
Captain Jism splugesprayed everything.
splugesprayed by jpg3 August 20, 2011
Spluge is a unique Runescape player, known for his unconventional lifestyle and habits. Outside of the online world, Spluge operated a train by day, and got a train ran on him by night. However, Spluge had a darker side that he wasn't proud of. He suffered from alcoholism and would often be seen drunk in discord, and begging for GP at the Grand Exchange. Some players avoided him because of his erratic behavior, but others sympathized with him and tried to help him overcome his addiction.

Spluge also had a habit of simping for popular Twitch streamers who played Runescape. He would donate large sums of money to them, follow them around in-game, and shower them with compliments and attention. Some players found this behavior creepy and obsessive, but Spluge saw it as a way of supporting content creators that he admired.

Despite his quirks, Spluge was respected in the Sparc Mac community, a group of players who were fellow virgins and basement dwellers. However, in the Zezima CC, Spluge was seen as a doormat. He was constantly bullied, mocked, and scammed, and would often retaliate with empty threats or passive-aggressive remarks. Spluge's Runescape journey is a mix of highs and lows, and we only hope that he one day escapes from Shanes basement where he's forcibly kept in handcuffs.
Grabbed a beer! = Spluge
Spluge by Sparc Mac Community September 6, 2023
A small bulge protruding from the penile region of a man's pants.
Wow, that is definitely the smallest bulge I've seen in a while. That's obviously a smulge.
Smulge by Hugo500 December 22, 2008

Spugemotta 

When you just cum a whole lot....or you spray it everywhere...
Holy Spugemotta girl , thats alot of cum !!!!

You must be possessed , casuse to cum that much , you had a Spugemotta !!!
Spugemotta by Heyman3000 April 13, 2010