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Shloof

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noun - A person or animal who is tired. Can also mean lazy. (adj - Shloofy)
Aww my dog is so tired, she is a realy shloof.

You're such a shloof, get off the couch and do some work.
by prcg October 19, 2009
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Shloof

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I want to shloof your mom
by Borås mannen November 23, 2022
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Men Shoof

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The word is derived from the arabic language and is slang for "we will see"
Are u coming out this saturday or what ?
response: im not sure bro, men shoof
by ayrifeek November 27, 2011
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Lazy Shloozan

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When you receive a blow job that defies the laws of physics. We are talking ball cuppage double stroke 9000. Head that exorcises the cum demon within. Usually results in an out of body experience involving an explosion of cum.
“My balls are full of cum I could really use some mean lazy shloozan”

“Aye way fool Haley just gave me the most immaculate lazy shloozan of all time or shumting.”

“My inner cum demon is feigning for some shloozan extra lazy if it’s not extra lazy I send it back. I need ball cuppage and some double stroke.”

“Yo did catch the new episode of Ellen last night I bet she give some of the laziest shloozan.”
by Dr. Cumsalot January 14, 2022
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Shloob

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A really cool and laid-back nigga that's sexy without even trying to be. A Shloob may seem shy at first, but they are super funny, and talented. Unfortunately, the world sleeps on him, but not for much longer. His persona is at the center of what makes him such a chick magnet. Shloob is always the star of the show.
He calls himself shloob, he's so loveable.
by Mrs.Shloobtastic March 5, 2022
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Schloofy

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Morris is schloofy right now so he's going to bed
by Tantrumboy21 July 4, 2018
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