tossed tater salad Share definition Flag When your dog sneaks up behind you after you're out of the shower and sticks his cold nose in your crotch. My dog gave me the old tossed tater salad this morning, don't let him lick your face! tossed tater salad by Dirty Nick January 13, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the tossed tater salad mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch