hairnosis 

A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:

-a great abundance of beautiful hair (either long, "big", or both).

The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.

When Meredith thinks that her powers of hairnosis are fading, she goes to a salon and spends 150 dollars for a "recharge." However, once guys take a long, second look, the hairnosis is dispelled and they are not duped by the subterfuge.

hairnosis by One Stark Reality April 11, 2008

haynonnienunu 

Haynonnienunu is your vagina, pussy, twat, hooha, vajj

Gloria played with her haynonnienunu everyday.

haynonnienunu by Sea52 April 27, 2016

haino 

Haino the best and so sweet and unique. Everyone wants a friend like Haino that supports you no matter what.

Haino left the chat

haino by lappelussa November 24, 2020

hairnotosis

A condition in which the subject is symptomatic to rapid losses or hair, delusions of hair, and perceived perception of cuteness.

WOW!!! Look at her scalp. She only got 3 strands of hair. CHICK GOT HAIRNOTOSIS!!

hairnotosis by Katritri January 2, 2009

haynous crime 

Refers to either:
(1) a horrid misdeed involving mowed-'n'-dried livestock-feed, or
(2) a shockingly-inconsiderate/insensitive "cheating a horny stud outta his promised reward" infraction whereby a "cow" (i.e., a seemingly-willing gal) refuses to "give her milk" (i.e., spread her legs) for a dude after he's naively/trustingly "fed her a bale of premium timothy-and-alfalfa" --- i.e., performed a valuable action on her behalf, such as spending money on her, taking her out to dinner, completing one or more yucky/boring/difficult tasks for her, etc. --- in exchange for her promise of letting him "milk her" (i.e., partake in a bouncy-bouncy with her) when said favor has been completed.

Da term "haynous crime" could also humorously describe a combination of da above two examples --- i.e., how a delightful barn-loft tryst between a farmer's daughter and her penis-proffering lover would likely be viewed by her strict-and-feared "paw" if he ever found out about it, such as if said blinky-eyed chick "got a bun in da oven". (Never mind da fact dat SHE HERSELF was probably conceived in exactly da same way --- i.e., her "maw" and "paw" had probably shared a few "rolls in da cattle-grass" of their own a decade-and-a-half or more ago, causing an unexpected pregnancy dat resulted in said now-sexually-active daughter's existence. So said "Big Daddy" would therefore have "little room to talk" regarding history's merely having repeated itself in da procreation department!)

haynous crime by QuacksO January 14, 2023

Haino 

Little kids' feet

"Oh my god I love Haino"
-Jeffrey Epstein

Haino by max 40w May 3, 2023

haino 

Little kids' feet

"Oh my god I love Haino"
-Jeffrey Epstein

haino by max 40w May 3, 2023