skekf 

skekf is where you zone out while holding or hugging something or someone.

imma go skekf for a bit wanna come join?

skekf by gbc bxtch August 25, 2020

skeif 

To borrow, take, or steal something

Can I skeif a dollar from you?
I think she skeifed that shirt from my closet!

skeif by letigreLSU March 10, 2008

Skefanny 

Always loves giving love advice but never takes it. Is very cute has a great imagination and loves to create new things. She is always scared to show affection to someone.

Skefanny do have any advice.

Skefanny by I love FOOOD June 5, 2018

skeksis 

1) Large, anorexic, prehistoric-looking birds which try to prevent the Gelflings from replacing the crystal shard in the "Dark Crystal." Written and directed by Jim Henson in 1982.

2) a friend/foe which you currently do not like very much.

3) when combined with "-smurfer," one creates a euphemism for "mother-fucker."

1) " 'You know what I think? Skeksis scatter them all over place so right one don't get found.' "--From "Dark Crystal"

2) Austin is being such a skeksis bitch!

3) God!!! What a skeksis-smurfer!

skeksis by D. Shuman January 14, 2008

skelf 

Scottish slang for a wood splinter

"ouch! I got a skelf in me finger"

skelf by Paul October 10, 2003

skekkle 

a group of 2 or more skanks usually on a footpath

yell some shit at that skekkle coming up

skekkle by rahx1101 November 3, 2008

Skeefer 

Rust belt dirt bag. Buys USA gold menthols with his mom's silver dollar collection and dumps his ashtray on the ground at convenient store parking lot. Buys scratch off lottery tickets. Drinks any Ice beer on sale. Mid 30s, alone at the strip club near the woods. Dies drunk on a motorcycle on a double yellow road.

That skeefer with the yellow tooth just stormed off because the price of skoal mint longcut went up 15 cents.

Skeefer by moosiclogic September 15, 2009