gastipation

Condition in which your excretion of gas is infrequent and/or difficult. Constipation of farts.

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Gastipation

When you really have to fart but just can't push one out.

Bro 1: Dude, why you eating all those beans?
Bro2: I have gastipation. I need to blow wind but can't!

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When a gay person doesn't come out. Similar to how a poo doesn't come out when you are constipated.

Gayle: Do you think Matt has Gaystipation?
Ockert: Defos! He's hella gay.

Gaystipation by mberry October 26, 2015

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a) Shocking

b) more gasp than gasp

c) breathless

d) I don't believe my eyes sort of shit

e) Uber shocked!!!

f) what the fuck!!

Two planes have just flown into the world trade center, no way man I'm in a state of gaspation here

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when having anal sex the reciver farts so hard it causes the penis to fly out. as well as anything else in the ass at the time

philo gastration is even sedier when the person sharts

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When your odometer goes on your tank,and you guestimate your how full your tank is

Kyle: dude how much longer can we drive?
Kevin: Idk bro, Im gastimating it.
Kyle:dude...

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a word meaning a station where you get gas usually connected with a conveniencestore

“i’m going to the gastation to get cigarettes and fuel up”

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