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Thunder Nuts 

When a tranny farts on your balls. Or the simple act of smacking your balls off their butthole.
Man.... Jimmy looks like you got poo and corn on your shirt. Nope Kristy gave me Thunder Nuts.

Don't pull out Sean....I want to give you Thunder Nuts.
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thunder nuts 

Some man, and or manly woman that has just grew the largest set of balls and thinks they can do anything, even though they cant and everyone around them knows it.

or

A fucker
My dad was all thunder nutted and he wouldnt let me fix the tv so when he broke it more I rubbed it in his face.

or

Ok thunder nuts go fuck your self and leave me alone.
thunder nuts by Brittiney November 27, 2007

thundernut 

a massive explosive orgasm releasing a gargantuous amount of semen.
"dude i thundernutted that hoe in the face!"
thundernut by Thundernut October 25, 2007

Thundernut 

to Thundernut (verb) is when a a person ejaculates and the orgasm is strong enough to trigger a lightning strike in the vicinity by the sheer power of the nut leaving the dick . Any surface which recieves a “Thundernut” is let with a burn mark as the ejaculate immediately evaporates.
friend 1 : Bro did you hear that wicked thunderstrike?
friend 2 : That was all me bro , i Thundernutted.
friend 1 : Bro...
Thundernut by big pennis dennis December 23, 2018

OG Thundernuts

The true man in the Truman Show who woke up to Saklas' Monarch mind control and took a dump on the matrix instead of selling his soul or remaining a victim..

Makes music and goes on adventures through the other worlds with his wives while jealous reptilians try to cockblock and sabotage him constantly (because they know he carries powerful seed)..
"OG THUNDERNUTS STRIKES AGAIN!"
"OG THUNDERNUTS JUST TOOK A DUMP ON THE MATRIX!"
"OG THUNDERNUTS JUST WENT THROUGH A PORTAL THROUGH HYPERSPACE AND FARTED IN A NIGGAS FACE AND RETURNED TO 3D LIKE IT WAS NOTHING.."
OG Thundernuts by Johnny Vein January 23, 2026

thunderguts

The rumbling you feel in your stomach and guts, that indicates the onset of explosive diarrhea.

* Not to be mistaken with a gassy bowel movement, but rather a twisting knife in the guts, pure liquid doodoo, shit your pant, diarrhea.
Hey man, wanna go to the movies? I can't bra, I got them thunderguts!
thunderguts by MDfart August 30, 2018
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