cockrobin

When two men must spoon for reasons of warmth or shortage of beds and the big spoon becomes sexually aroused, whether intentional or not.

1.
Q: If the answer is cockrobin, what is the question?
A: What's that up my ass, Batman?

2.
Q: Have you seen Brokeback Mountain?
A: Yeah, isn't that the movie where the guy gets a huge cockrobin?

by Don'tMakeASoundReachAround January 2, 2010

Cockrobin

Old English : 1. Someone who is easily persuaded to follow the will of another. An ignorant follower, a brown-nosing sycophant. 2. A young gay prostitute.

Don't come around here

Don't come around here disturbing the work of my cockrobin's.

That cockrobin is pure chicken.

by TheBadPuppy February 26, 2020

Cockrobbed

Tall guy who’s cock is 6” or less

I thought Patrick Downs would have a huge cock but it’s not even 5”, he was definitely cockrobbed!

by Dustineverit November 4, 2019

cockroids

cock.roids \ n: any of numerous erectile dysfunction "performance enhancing" drugs, designed to pump up the penis! giving quick recovery between many sessions. originally made for old dudes who couldn't get it up, now popped like tic-tacs by all ages who want to party like a porn star! available in many forms most common Viagra(sildenafil citrate),Cialis(tadalafil),Levitra(vardenafil HCI).prescription required in U.S.,but not often adhered to. prices vary. happy wood !!!

Jimmy needs to get some cockroids so can hit home runs with his special lady friend all night ! Cuz chicks dig the long ball !!!

by J.DONO October 31, 2009

cockroids

cock.roids \ n: any of numerous erectile dysfunction "performance enhancing" drugs, designed to pump up the penis! giving quick recovery between many sessions. originally made for old dudes who couldn't get it up, now popped like tic-tacs by all ages who want to party like a porn star! available in many forms most common Viagra(sildenafil citrate),Cialis(tadalafil),Levitra(vardenafil HCI).prescription required in U.S,but not often adhered to. prices vary. happy wood !!!

Jimmy needs to get some cockroids, so he can hit home runs with his special lady friend all night ! Cuz chicks dig the long ball !!!

by J.DONO October 31, 2009

cockriding

Favouring a higher authority so they'll favour you.

Low rank: You're looking amazing today!
High rank: Thank you!

Somebody else: That low rank is always cockriding a high rank.

by LoserPopculture February 25, 2020

cockgoblin

Any male who takes an interest in sucking and/or fondling other males' cocks.

Qarxu just can't keep himself away from Mhalgrim's cock: what a cockgoblin!

by Dmitry November 19, 2003