Fuck on call

calling someone then telling them that their fucked up!
or
tripping someone up on call!

man im gonna fuck on call jared.

by BlackGuyWhoHasSecrets February 24, 2020

fuck on call

typical saying in other countries "hang with us"
also going out with friends.

hey mike can you fuck on call tomorrow night.

by MoreThanYouKnow February 25, 2020

Dude Fucking, Whaddaya call it?

A phrase that is used by a friend of mine, who claims it is just a phrase, but whenever he says it, it all sounds like one word.

Chris: Dude Fucking, Whaddaya call it? Did you do your math homework?

or

Dude fucking all last night I was up playing Oblivion...

by LynchMob10-09 April 2, 2009

fuck me and call me sally

A saying used or yelled out loud when you hurt yourself from stupidity.

I opened the cupboard to grab a glass out and as I shut it I pinched my finger so I grabbed my hand and yelled out loud, “FUCK ME AND CALL ME SALLY!” Works like a charm every time!

by jpants24 October 6, 2017

Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally

When a person is left pissed off and frustrated at human stupidity and their lack of intelligence

When he asked a girl out she would never respond, so he yelled " Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally " in the local library. He was left frustrated at her stupidity.

by Mill3rth3Kill3r15 April 29, 2015

Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday!

Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday : an exclamatory phrase indicating great surprise and digsut, simultaneously.

Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday! That asshole has left me 35 messages since like 2 pm today!

by Pinkie_Flamingo October 13, 2016

fuck my ass and call me a bitch

Expletive; usually used to express extreme dismay or anger in a situation deemed as very surreal or upsetting. It is appropriate in instances where one can do very little to improve upon a terrible situation, and therefore can only find recourse in swearing and/or expression of rage. "Cunt" may be substituted for "bitch" if an even stronger pejorative is desired; adjectives can be added on to "ass" and "bitch" if further appropriation is necessary.

Listen, I'm very sorry to tell you this, but I told her about your relationship with Lizzy and I doubt that she will ever get over it." "Thanks for screwing up my life, asshole! Fuck my ass and call me a bitch, huh!?

by Lax1334 November 23, 2011