Wankxiety
When you haven’t masturbated for a while, you need to release your load and can’t stop thinking about it.
Wankxiety by Rockerman74 January 25, 2020
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wangxiety
Being nervous or anxious over the size, shape or performance of one’s penis which can result in erectile dysfunction and low confidence levels.
“Doc I got a bad case of wangxiety, what should I do?”
“Well I’ll start by writing you a prescription for two testicles and advise you to stop being such a pussy.”
“Well I’ll start by writing you a prescription for two testicles and advise you to stop being such a pussy.”
wangxiety by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012
Wangxiety
wang-zahy-i-tee
Also, wanxiety.
1. Psychiatry . a state of apprehension and psychic tension related to one's conviction of the inadequacy of his wang.
2. distress or uneasiness of mind caused by fear for one's wang. See also 'dickstress' or 'cockcern'.
Synonym: wangst
Also, wanxiety.
1. Psychiatry . a state of apprehension and psychic tension related to one's conviction of the inadequacy of his wang.
2. distress or uneasiness of mind caused by fear for one's wang. See also 'dickstress' or 'cockcern'.
Synonym: wangst
1. Charles: "Maybe you should get circumsized? I hear it makes your dick look bigger and may decrease your wangxiety."
Aaron: "Nah, I talked to a doctor and he argued against it. That was when I was seeing a doc about my dick fungus and my dick fungus was because I never knew I could pull my foreskin back all the way my whole life so the smegma accumulated and then I had a fear of pulling it back...then I finally did and now I'm clean lol."
2. When James Bond was kept restrained while a laser beam inched toward his groin, he was likely in a state of extremely high wangxiety.
Aaron: "Nah, I talked to a doctor and he argued against it. That was when I was seeing a doc about my dick fungus and my dick fungus was because I never knew I could pull my foreskin back all the way my whole life so the smegma accumulated and then I had a fear of pulling it back...then I finally did and now I'm clean lol."
2. When James Bond was kept restrained while a laser beam inched toward his groin, he was likely in a state of extremely high wangxiety.
tankxiety
A portmanteau of "Tank" and "Anxiety". The common occurrence in any MMO (Massively Multiplayer Online) game in which the main defensive and attention-holding party member, the Tank, expresses feelings of doubt and lack of self-confidence. Many players feel exposed and at high risk of being the "leader" of the party by being the tank, causing the worst cases of "tankxiety".
wanxiety
wanxiety by Mean Machine April 3, 2003
Tankxiety
The anxiety felt by one when they think that there isn't enough fuel in their gas tank to complete a trip.
Tankxiety is known to be accompanied by anger and a sense of false security after thinking that one is safe. (See example.)
The terminology comes from a portmanteau of the words "Tank" and Anxiety."
Tankxiety is known to be accompanied by anger and a sense of false security after thinking that one is safe. (See example.)
The terminology comes from a portmanteau of the words "Tank" and Anxiety."
Frank - "Fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!"
Mitch - "What is it dude?"
Frank - "The fuel needle is under a quarter! I'm coming down with a case of tankxiety! SHIT! What if we run out of gas on the 401? SHIT! Oh no, the anger is setting in! GOD DAMN HONDA! FUCK YOU!"
Mitch - "Don't panic, dude!"
Frank - "Yeah. Yeah! Uh, maybe you're right!"
Mitch - "What is it dude?"
Frank - "The fuel needle is under a quarter! I'm coming down with a case of tankxiety! SHIT! What if we run out of gas on the 401? SHIT! Oh no, the anger is setting in! GOD DAMN HONDA! FUCK YOU!"
Mitch - "Don't panic, dude!"
Frank - "Yeah. Yeah! Uh, maybe you're right!"
Tankxiety by KoolguyGT500 November 2, 2010