Jahard Moment

A more vague and confusing response to give to someone when you've already said "bruh" to them before.

Two people playing Bedwars
"BRO HE'S BREAKING THE BED DEFENSE!! I CAN'T HIT HIM!!"
"bruh"
"DUDE I DIED"
"That was kind of a Jahard Moment"

Jahard Moment by Antiwasnothere December 21, 2020

tonka jahari 

Someone who would NEVER order a whole pizza for themselves

Guy 1: Hey what should we have for dinner?
Guy 2: I’m craving a whole pizza!
Guy 1: Nah.
Guy 2: Cmon! Don’t be such a Tonka Jahari!

tonka jahari by Bruhmoment361 November 12, 2019

jahtard 

A Jahtard, similar to being mentally disabled, is used to describe someone doing a very retarded action that can be questioned by literally anyone who witnesses it. The reasoning behind the action is unclear and the "Jahtard" never gives a real explanation to why they did it, as they are retarded. Jahtards are MOST LIKELY to be academically and socially unstable and usually have bad tempers. The origin of why there is a "Jah" before the "tard" is still unknown.

1. "Did you hear what JB did earlier?"
"No, what was it?"
"He shit his fucking pants"
"Holy fuck what a fucking jahtard holy shit fuck that kid"

2. "Apparently Joka named both of his two sons "Jah"!
"What a piece of fucking shit, fucking Jahtard needs to die."

jahtard by Adamawesome2002 June 15, 2019

Janardana 

A Creature of unusual humor, consistently finding strange, and lewd comments amusing and/or entertaining. considered A bad comedian, often will paint its face as a clown in an attempt to get more laughs and attract small children to its general location.

"Dude, that last act was such a Janardana"

"yeah i'm glad i didn't bring my child here"

Janardana by MuhahahahaDAN November 13, 2011

Going Jihard 

Going so hard that you may actualy kill yourself and others around you. Synonymous with the phrase "Taking it to the Muslimit"

See "Going Hard"

Gossiper 1: "Jimmy went Jihard last night, i heard he drank so much that when he vomited, the alcohol content burnt peoples faces off"
Gossiper 2: "Thats definately taking it to the Muslimit that is"

Man: "im 100% Going Jihard on my birthday"

Going Jihard by scrhodingerthecat292 March 3, 2011

Jahari 

Seriously one of the most amazing guys ever. He’s smart, attractive, and extremely talented. He’s very selective about his friends but if you’re apart of his circle it means he trusts and loves you and is willing to go any distance for you. He’s strong physically, mentally, and emotionally. Get you at Jahari, he’ll make a great friend, husband, and example.

I went on a date with Jahari, he’s amazing!

I need myself some Jahari

Jahari by Publicus July 31, 2018

Jaharlot 

Refers to fangirls (or even more pathetically) fanboys of confessed terrorist, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev (commonly referred to as "Jahar"), who, despite his confession and mountains of evidence of his guilt, believe he cannot be guilty because, of course, it was the NWO, the Jews and/or the Illuminatti who actually did the crime in the most overly-complicated conspiracy ever, ever, ever involving untold numbers of conspiracy actors and enormous sums of money.

A pack of Jaharlots plans to release balloons on April 18, 2014 to protest the NWO conpsiracy that oh-so-obviously (can't you freaking see it?), framed Jahar.

Jaharlot by polynonymous22 April 24, 2014