The sudden unpredictable hatred of people. Everything can be awesome and then suddenly the feeling of hatred of people will take over. In extreme cases, those suffering from Kwophobia will feel a strong need to stab people in the neck with an air filled syringe.
You see someone squinting and as them, hey what'swrong? They then say, I just had a conversation with Chuck. He is so stupid and now I'm suffering from Kwophobia.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'