cookie-puss

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Cookie-puss is the true creator. With the Big fart and the match of life he created the universe (AKA the Big bang). He is also the true god, and a small stuffed monkey that lives in Justins room/Basement.

Me: Ahh Its cookie-puss!!!
Justin: Hey buddy.

cookie-puss by Matt Pereida March 4, 2005

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Cookie-Puss

The slippery, glazeed after effect of performing cunnilingus that appears on one’s chin, nose, cheeks and (if performed correctly) the forehead. This condition is referred to as “cookie-puss”. ** This condition, if left untreated, will inevitably lead to the post-coockie-puss skin condition known as “pussy crumbs”.**

Man, She had my head locked between those thighs until I got cookie-puss all the way to my hair line!
Q Did you have cookie puss?
A. No, why?
Because you have PUSSY CRUMBS all over your face! You look like a damn leper!

Cookie-Puss by Lickity_slitickitty May 2, 2021

Related Words

cookie puss • puss cookie • pussy cookie • cookie pusher • Cookie Purse • cookie • cookie monster • cookie-cutter • Cookie dough • Cookie Clicker

Cookie Puss

A sexual act reminiscent of the Carvel Ice Cream Cake character in which a man places his balls over a female's closed eyes and lays his dick down her nose-thus portraying the Cookie-Puss.

Please google pictures of Cookie puss

Cookie Puss by johannajojojo November 21, 2010

cookie puss

a type of Carvel ice cream cake

It's my birthday, I want to eat a cookie puss!

cookie puss by Erin April 22, 2006

cookie puss

a type of Carvel ice cream cake

It's my birthday, I want to eat a cookie puss!!

cookie puss by Erin May 7, 2004

cookie puss

A condition describing a vagina caked with the crumbling residue of dried pussy juice. May cause itching, and leaves small crumbs when scratched or rubbed.

Can also be used as a derogatory term or nickname for a woman exhibiting such a condition.

Cookie Puss: "These pussy crumbs are making me itch! Maybe I should scratch..."

"After I made Heather come and came on her tits, I paused to chief, then I ate that cookie puss.

cookie puss by Fussy Pucker May 1, 2011

puss cookie

A dick that gets soft when dipped in pussy like a cookie does in milk.

I get puss cookie every time I fuck a fat chick.

puss cookie by G. Fiacco November 4, 2014

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026