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Alz
Alz by ihatelife101101 December 18, 2018
Alzheimer's
A disease most commonly found in the older generation of people causing them to lose pre-existing memories and have trouble making new ones. More serious cases can lead to difficulty with language, disorientation, mood swings, etc.
Lil' Jimmy: "Mama, why doesn't Grandpa remember me?"
Mama: "He's got Alzheimer's, Honey, he won't remember you."
Lil' Jimmy: "Oh... Will Grandma get Old-Timer's too then?"
Mama: "He's got Alzheimer's, Honey, he won't remember you."
Lil' Jimmy: "Oh... Will Grandma get Old-Timer's too then?"
Alzheimer's by CharlesJJJ November 3, 2016
Alzate
Latin Surname
Derives from the ancient Alzate family in Basque Spain during the War of Bands Civil War. Since then, very minimum has been known about the name meaning. It could just be a normal surname with any meaning. But speculations say it derives from Alts - Alder Tree, and Ate- Harbor, entrance.
Possible definition: Entrance to Life, Gateway to Life.
Derives from the ancient Alzate family in Basque Spain during the War of Bands Civil War. Since then, very minimum has been known about the name meaning. It could just be a normal surname with any meaning. But speculations say it derives from Alts - Alder Tree, and Ate- Harbor, entrance.
Possible definition: Entrance to Life, Gateway to Life.
Alzate by Yokchranko February 2, 2020
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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