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sissy hypno 

Sissy Hypno is a sub-genre of porn where images of hot women are utilised to turn on the target audience (mainly beta submissive males) and then quickly after a frame or two is shown of an erect cock usually cumming as well as words flashing up on the screen saying "Suck cock" "Eating cum is groovy" "Wear panties" "You need to get on your knees for a man" and phrases that serve to temporarily alter the viewer's sexual tastes (this practice is known as rewiring however it is fully reversible once the viewer lays off fapping and watching this type of porn) and make them think they are actually female in a male body.

Sissy Hypno is very powerful in that for some it can alter their perception of women so instead of getting a huge stiffy when they see a hot woman and therefore wishing to bone them, instead they see the hot woman and feel they are them. Viewing this kind of porn where a man is boning a woman and the Sissy will think they are the woman and will imagine a big dick sliding in and out of their ass. Some sissies go the whole hog and start taking female hormones while some are happy just to dress up in panties and stick objects in their butts while wearing some form of chastity device.
"Have you seen Gavin lately?"
"No however I did hear from his girlfriend that he can no longer get it up for her and instead wants her to peg him up the ass with a giant strap-on while he wears her frillies."
"Blimey, you know what's happened? He's been at the Sissy Hypno again."
sissy hypno by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017
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sissy hypno 

Sissy hypno is a type of short video or webm file type who's target demographic are sexually suppressed heterosexual males who wish to become gay or become a "sissy" . These short videos quickly flash pictures of naked females as well as male cocks in a subliminal manner in the hopes that they the viewer will become "hypnotized" into enjoying cock.
"Has Quade been a little off lately? He keeps looking at me weird ."
"Yeah I think he's been watching too much sissy hypno"
sissy hypno by DM269 April 23, 2017

Sissy Hypno 

A type of increasingly popular porn, using fast-moving imagery, and subliminal words, both spoken and subtitled, to alter a whiteboi's sexual preference, and to negatively affect his sexual ability. By associating a whiteboi's sexual arousal, with sex between Black Men and white women only, a whiteboi loses his ability to get an erection for women of his own race, unless they are having sex with a Strong Dominant Black Alpha Male. A whiteboi will become disgusted by white on white sex and porn, and will eventually, voluntarily surrender his masculinity, as well as his rights to erections, masturbation, and/or orgasms, forever. Contrary to popular belief, this condition is totally irreversible, after 1-3 years of exclusive consumption of Sissy Hypno Porn.
Constant viewing of Sissy Hypno Porn for the last year, has made me completely impotent for naked women.
Sissy Hypno by Princess Crystal Lynn September 29, 2023

Sissy Hypno 

When you say "sissy hypno" 3 times and press alt tab to look up "sissy hypno", you've been sissy hypno'ed.
Hey Flatt's, I hear "Bayter was sissy Hypno'ed by Batman". "Ohh yes, I hear sissy hypno made him eat his own cum". "I can Identify with all of this...my nephew rubs his crotch when he is talking to me....do you think he's been SISSY HYPNO'ed?" Alt Tab. You've been sissy hypno'ed.
Sissy Hypno by Aphrosia December 10, 2024

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026