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A Harsh alcoholic beverage based on the much acclaimed director "Mike Whiston" typically consisting of: Brandy, Vodka, Rum, Whiskey and Gin.
"That Whiston was so strong is burnt my hand."
whiston by Denny Crane April 4, 2005
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Whistance 

There are moments in a man's life where he plays as a female character in a video game

character and decides that that is worthy of a self diagnosis of gender dysphoria.
On hormone replacement therapy and with a kawaii skirt in hand, it's time to
use a random name generator to create a moniker suitable for a princess such as yourself.

The process is not significant. What matters is the TIM period blood that shall be paved
henceforth as Whistance. Avert thy eyes Lesbians, before you stands the final boss of
autogynophilia.
Dude 1: I have become Whistance destroyer of wombs.
Dude 2: That Whistance pee pee is poggers and gender neutral.
Whistance by Sh1ump4AchtAcht July 17, 2022

whiptonite 

compared to superman's kryptonite, its a females demeanor or attitude that they use to seduce or conquer men
Chris: Did your punk ass get back together with your ex girlfriend kathy last night?

Mike: Man, she threw that whiptonite on me and i was done...

Another Example:

Mike: Man, i think im in love with Kathy and its only been two weeks...

Chris: that whiptonite never fails on you mike
whiptonite by Chris Kenon June 10, 2008
A horrible bitchy teacher who teaches you absolutely nothing and fails you.
Mr Devatsis failed me on my essay. What a whitton!
Whitton by stalinismyghee June 5, 2019
The best town in the whole of london located between hounslow and twickenham. It has like loads of charity shops and like 3 parks and a fucking great restaurant called tastybites where cool people hang out. The best park in Whitton is the rec where people go and get pissed.
James : where you going tomorrow tom?

Tom : whitton innit to hang out on the rec and
get pissed

James : coool
Whitton by Retardeddddd July 30, 2009

Whittonite 

The word whittonite, see also chavs, was derived from the word "Whitton", an area of Ipswich.
Stereotypically, these people are loud-mouthed, offensive, and listen to hiphop or rap music.
They tend to look down on anyone who hasnt been brainwashed into thinking smoking and wearing fake burberry is cool.
They can often be seen hanging around on streetcorners, near mcdonalds or generally anywhere that isnt near their neglectful and possibly abusive parents. They are usually uninventive characterless teenagers with single-digit IQs, and a tendancy to fall pregnant at 14.
They dislike anyone that shows the slightest bit of creativity, and they start one-sided fights with goths, greebos and moshers who just want to get on with life, and live it their own way, doing what they want.
You want an example? take a walk to the nearest park or mcdonalds and watch it for yourself. You will begin to discover how pathetic these people really are.
Whittonite by metalhead_rujobo September 7, 2005