Twickenham 

A suburban town in Southwest London. Essentially a BTEC version of Richmond, more chavs and no tube. The only notable thing to ever come from Twickenham is the rugby stadium, but even then it's surrounded by a shanty town (neighbouring Whitton). The only use of Twickenham is driving through it to get onto the motorway.

Friend 1: Oi lets go to Twickenham tomorrow night

Friend 2: No thanks I don't want to be harassed by a 12 year old gypsy outside Burger King.

Twickenham by memeulous January 3, 2017

Twickenham 

Posh part of London, full of made in Chelsea wannabes.

I saw a black man! I thought we were in Twickenham, not hounslow!!!

Twickenham by Shasta McScumbag November 5, 2021

Twickenham 

An undisclosed PNW location, where men become boys for a few days, each new year and aggressively compete in questionable and loosely defined activities, measured in Pitch score, total distance and heavy subjective judgment. A place where bacon is fiercely consumed, sleep is defied and sobriety begins, only on the way home. Invite only.

I’ve been to Twickenham, have you?

Twickenham by BushyMcFockFace November 18, 2019

twickenham school 

a shit fucking school that deserves to be destroyed
YEAR 11S SUCK YEAR 8 ON TOPP

i fucking hate twickenham school

twickenham school by rahhh872348342 May 31, 2024

Twickleham

A rugby stadium.

Twickleham stanton

Twickleham by xdr5t3evq3q February 20, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020