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My First Kachow 

I've always like the movie Cars, I am 15 years old. I have all his toys, all his his posters. I have seen cars 23 and a 3 4ths times. I touch myself vigorously while I watch Cars. I cum when I see him. As I do my dad comes in the room and screams, "Turn that shit off you car loving faggot! I wish I would have gotten you aborted!"

I look him in the eyes, with cum still leaking from my member and tell him, "The holy one will come for you, he will hit you with a bolt of lightning and you will see him as lord!"

He turns off my light and tells me to, "GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!" As I am lying in be me room lights up. It's him. I hear his engine rev. He breaks through my wall and screams, "KACHOW!"

It's him, Lightning McQueen has finally came for me. He goes behind me and breaks another wall... my anal wall. His tounge penetrates my tights bunghole. I flex tight, but it does not stop him. My prostate is getting hot and I feel a sensation in my man sack. "I gonna.." I start to say but he interrupts me by sticking his metal car boner in my ass.

My father enters the room and utters, "What the f.." Then McQueen looks at him, he winks vigorously and screams "KACHOW!" Causing my daddy to disintegrate as my lord dumps his mighty load in my bum. There is cum every where.

He looks at me and says, "On the race track," he then busts through my ceiling and was never seen again.
"Dude the book we read in health reminded me of 'My First Kachow'!"
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026