moisture

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to get "head," or felatio.

Yo son, my d*ck is dry. Call Stacy, I could use some moisture.

moisture by Ricardo G. May 13, 2005

Words you can keep

Moisture

MOOOOOOOOIST

Moistured dad
Wet grandad
Soaked uncle
Saturated aunt
Soggy mum
Juice covered cousin

Moisture by Vonscrunchyplump November 27, 2017

Moisture

Uzair Tariq

Uzair Tariq is the definition of moisture

Moisture by Nigga Penis August 20, 2021

Moisture

Is the same as humidity (and is hot)

There’s a lot of moisture in Texas

Moisture by M. H. M April 19, 2024

moisture farm

A social media profile where seemingly every post is a thirst trap, so much so that the casual observer is unable to tell if it may be run by a bot.

Wait, do you actually know this guy? He followed me on insta but his feed is such a moisture farm I thought it was fake.

moisture farm by LanceATX June 4, 2018

moisture muffin

When a womans pubic jungle is shaved in a circular patch directly above her whispering eye; resembling a muffin.

Frank-"Wow Kathy, what do you do to keep your moisture muffin lookng and smelling so fresh?"
Kathy-"Douche."

moisture muffin by Jorts McVagisil December 3, 2009

moisture meter

A 10 point FDA certified scale of vaginal moisture. 1 being equivalent to the Sahara Desert and 10 being Niagra Falls.

My girl about drowned me last night. She was totally a 10 on the moisture meter.

moisture meter by Coco Sean August 3, 2017

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026