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The Second Coming 

After you've taken a shit and are ready to leave the bathroom, you are struck with a crucifixion of your internal organs causing you to shit a second time and repeat the pooping process over again.
"I was about to leave the bathroom when all the sudden The Second Coming took place upon my bowels."
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The Second Coming 

A term that could be used on one for a male sex partner or friend to get them unwanted attention. Only works on someone everyone seems to "know" as is known as a straight male who associates with both sexes, typically called a "king".
The Second Coming is a word that if spread to the people around the selected target makes them almost famous if they meet certain criterea

the Second Coming 

Be prepared. The weird guy from texas has found his successor.
?: Did you hear? The Second Coming of the weird guy from texas is happening.
!: 100% Red doing this for attention

The second coming of Jesus Christ 

Someone that can turn their poop into wine.
Random guy: "I'm the second coming of Jesus Christ."

Eric Andre: " PROVE IT. TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE- TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE-"

The Second Coming of Jesus

When you fuck a girl after you dip your dick in holy water once and then do it again so it's like a holy Second coming of Jesus.
Amit: Damn bro, I pulled The Second Coming of Jesus with Chloe last night.
Ashwin: Nice Bro!!!!

the second cuming 

about 20 minutes after you originally cum, you let out a little cum again in your pants
"I'll brb" - Cameron

"Why bro?'" - Jacob

"I need to clean up the second cuming" - Cameron
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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