weed4 

my wife left me

Pyrocynical: weed4
Fanbase: Oh, so his wife left him.

weed4 by very gay man March 25, 2020

nebunu weed 

The most popular drug dealer known across the entire world, his drugs are the best ones you will ever experience in your life, no other drug compares to his. He's also a world famous hacker being known for breaking into the world's most advanced security multiple times.

Person 1: Hey bro where do you find these drugs?
Person 2: Nebunu weed obviously, he has the best drugs!

nebunu weed by Le Doomed July 6, 2021

Weed cousin 

Your cousin, usually older than you, who smokes a lot of weed. If you don't have an older brother, it is likely that your weed cousin introduced you to smoking, and that he probably did it too early. Depending on geographical relation, a high-schooler may find himself at his weed cousin's house as often as once a month, and it is common to procure cannabis from the weed cousin until one's own supply becomes secure. Usually the son of a vodka aunt.

I was off with my weed cousin last weekend... He introduced me to dabbing. And edibles. I still can't think clearly!

Weed cousin by KarimGiles September 23, 2016

Weed Coma 

When you wake up in the middle of the night after smoking a bunch of weed, and the lights are all on, phones dead, fully clothed, and confused on what happened.

“Yo I smoked so much weed last night I got put into Weed Coma”

Weed Coma by brandonxperry June 2, 2019

Weed Eater 

The most randomly generated punchline to a joke.

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"Weed eater"

Weed Eater by UR MOM IS HELLA GAY November 13, 2019

westlake weed whore 

A desperate skank in Travis Villas Westlake that whores herself out. She's loose and cheap!

Amber is a Westlake Weed Whore!

westlake weed whore by SouthSide Vixen December 14, 2016

Weeder Class 

A weeder class is a class (typically in college) that is characterized by having a large dropout rate due to rigorous expectations, such as hard tests, impossible studying requirements (15 hours a week or more), and homework up the ASS. These classes "weed" out those who lack the motivation to keep going or simply cannot take it up the ass anymore. Only the (really) hard-working, gifted, and borderline insane students make it through weeder classes. Note: Weeder classes can seriously traumatize an individual, destroy any ounce of confidence they have, and make them seriously reconsider majors as most weeder classes are required.

At the beginning of the quarter the Intro to Mechanical Engineering class had 70 students. By the end of quarter, only 30 remained. That class is a weeder class. If you plan on taking this class, PREPARE YOUR ANUS.

Some infamous weeder classes: All calculus classes, physics, chemistry, and engineering intro classes.

Weeder Class by Cochiloco May 20, 2014