water bear 

noun
the “invincible” animal that everyone thinks they’re special for knowing it exists, but most people don’t even know what the actual name of the thing is, which is tardigrade

Hey dude have you heard of this thing called the water bear? It’s invincible and can survive in any environment and-

Shut the FUCK up

water bear by Butterscotchyyy July 1, 2018

water bear 

The elusive water bear, also known as a "britney", is the ladylike, PC term for the beaver. I.e., your lady business.

"Whats a water bear?" "Well we had it listed as beaver on the menu but it was offending the ladies." - stemming from a menu at a wild game supper

water bear by csulli2 March 27, 2011

Vibrating Polar Bear Water Fall 

dipping your cellphone in ice water, shoving it in your ass hole while doing cartwheels and pressing vibrate repeatidly until you can easily shit.

also prevents constipation.

yesterday, kori did a Vibrating Polar Bear Water Fall. amber caught her, and video taped her crying.

Vibrating Polar Bear Water Fall by shakeitlikeasaltshaker April 25, 2009

water bearing sea cow 

Morbidly obese woman. Often spotted in walmarts around the globe driving an electric scooter. Normally wearing a mumu of sorts resembling a shower curtain. Also known to frequently sit in delapitated residences watching reruns of Maury povich surrounded with an array of junk food around them and several cats. Not known for bathing or changing their mumus often. They live primarily off of cheetos and camel cigarettes. More often then not their life mate will be an awfully slender poor man who tends to wear wife beaters with mustard stains

Wow dude, your mom is quite the water bearing sea cow, but I still wanna fuck her silly.

water bearing sea cow by the one and only PRO-B April 14, 2016

beard water 

Water that collects on a man's facial hair that is imparted to a woman's cheek when he kisses her. The amount of water collected increases with the awesomeness of the beard.

"Ugh, gross, beard water! Did you wipe your face?"

beard water by Liz by way of jim December 12, 2012

Chocolate waterboard 

When you shart into someone's mouth while plugging their nose.

Her boyfriend wanted her to give him a chocolate waterboard for his birthday.

Chocolate waterboard by pdxgrl February 12, 2010

Poughkeepsie Waterboarding 

A person is laid out on a board elevated slightly so their head is up off the ground slightly. A cloth, such as a towel or rag, is placed over their face. A bucket is filled with urine and poured over the person's face to simulate drowning in urine. A form of sexual torture made popular in after-hours and domination clubs in Poughkeepsie, New York.

The UN voted to ban waterboarding, but the president of the United States found a work around by using Poughkeepsie Waterboarding instead. The problem was, he was the one who wanted to be Poughkeepsie Waterboarded.

Poughkeepsie Waterboarding by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017