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A sly way to deem something worthy of masturbation.
That Sparkle Motion dance skit from Donnie Darko was really useful.
useful by The Real Boyardee February 18, 2011
Nothing on UD is useful.

Oh shit me telling you nothing on UD is useful is useful.
"I am just writing the word useful in this example. This isn't actually useful so you can skip this shit"
What I thought being right would be but none of the information I'm being given is actionable in any capacity.
Hym "None of this is useful. I appreciate some of these claims being substantiated but none of this is useful until I can find the bastard that is responsible for this and put a bullet in his head. Going to have to tell my family to go fuck themselves as well because they care more about having leverage over me to get me to do what they want (i.e. waste my time being around them and "try hard"). They likely gain from this being done to me. So, they can eat shit and die. If they aren't going to give me my money now I'll just take it off their corpses later. I have time."
Useful by Hym Iam June 22, 2022

Useful as nipples on a breastplate 

Completely useless; just for looks
Can also be said about Batman's uniform
That's about as useful as nipples on a breastplate!

Useful Idiot 

If you have never heard the term “useful idiot” it was the attitude held by Vladimir Lenin towards communist sympathizers in the West (America). While Lenin and the Soviets held them in utter contempt they also viewed them as tools for dispensing communist propaganda to other countries, thus infecting foreign cultures with their totalitarian tripe. After their mission was complete, they were no longer “useful.”

It's a term the refers to brainwashed American marxists who blindly support any ideology that gets themselves out of real work and causes others to pay their way.

it also refers to useful idiots who post inaccurate definitions of the term useful idiot on sites like the urban dictionary. while they believe that they are making some sort of statement, they are actually providing perfect examples of the term.
An American who espouses Marxist ideals is a useful idiot.
Useful Idiot by trauncher October 29, 2011